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Bootleg by Damon Wayans

By Damon Wayans

Not anything is simply too outrageous for Damon Wayans, former superstar of the groundbreaking tv comedy application In residing colour, the place he created such unforgettable characters as Blaine Edwards, the homosexual movie critic, Handi-Man, the 1st handicapped hero, and Homey the Clown. Now, in Bootleg, he brings all of it on, uncut and uncensored, along with his personal fiercely edgy and wild tackle lifestyles.

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They would have found me with a knife lodged in my butt. I bet nobody would have messed with that evidence. J. trial, to me, was the verdict. To see white people lose their cool was damn funny. White folks are known to maintain their composure. They don’t get all emotional. ” Each time with no emotion. J. was acquitted, white people lost their minds: “This is BULLSHIT! I am OUTRAGED! This is HORRIFIC! ” I thought white people were gonna riot. ” I was up in Beverly Hills with a stack of bricks, trying to instigate a riot.

So now Silky got to find the antidote to save the President. He goes out and has to talk to them alien bitches to find out where their leader’s at. ’ The aliens don’t speak no English, though. They start speaking all of that gibberish. See Silky knows they don’t speak English but everybody understands an ass whupping. So Silky gets to kicking them bitches’ asses pimp style. POW, POW, POW! He takes his hanger out and heats that shit up with a lighter. WHAM, WHAM, WHAM! Them bitches started speaking English better than Margaret Thatcher.

Billy: Jesus Christ, what’s that smell? Me: My pickle jar must be backed up. HA HA HA. Finally, I left the store. Billy: Dude, he must be a method actor because I really believed he had diarrhea. He smelled like shit, dude! Mike and the Hit Man On In Living Color, we used to get people upset. But we were just having fun and you can’t take comedy serious. Mike Tyson got really upset once. That’s one brotha I didn’t want to make mad. ” Mike thought it was me. One day, I walked out of a jewelry store where I was looking for a gift for my wife.

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